Awesome Quotes that I can Relate to

   My week is basically: Monday, Monday #2, Monday #3, Monday #4, Friday, Saturday, pre-Monday.

   What if one day you randomly wake up as a baby and realize that your whole life was just a dream. - I have thought this before, but where I would wake up as some weird creature.

   Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

   Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.

   Don’t break someone’s heart; they only have one of them. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. – I don’t actually relate with this one, I just think it is funny.

   I never make the same mistake twice, I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

   It takes a lot of skill to trip over nothing, fall upstairs, and choke on air. I have that skill.

   You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll teach you.

#23

            What did 23 do to deserve this? Nothing, as far as I know. 23 was just a number, in its order. 2,3, 23. It made sense, and it was wonderful. But now it is gone, and we must all count 

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,24.

How sad. Why is there no more 23? Maybe it was exiled, for doing something wrong? Or maybe it just got lost? Whatever it is, I sure miss 23, though we never got to know it.

 Oh why Max, did you skip SOL 23?

My Favorite Animals

Bunnies, pandas, harp seals, polar bears, tree kangaroos, anything fuzzy, koalas, wombats, wallabies, lions, ocelots, chipmunks, dogs, turtles, spiders, sea slugs/hares, slugs/snails, dolphins, whales, walruses, snakes, tigers, fuzzballs, teacup Pomeranian, pigs, foxes, wolves, donkeys, elephants, hippos, ant eaters, and red pandas.

My least favorite animals are humans.

E or A

Gray or grey? I’m always confused, it makes no sense, they are both right, but what should I use? Gray or grey? Now they both look weird. Why not just graey? Or greay? So much easier then gray or grey.

Then or than? This one makes no sense, but at least there is a right answer.

Unfair

Tonight I really don’t feel like doing anything, but I have to do a lot of stuff because of homework. I don’t think there should be homework, and whoever invented it is evil. It is not helpful, and it is very annoying. I am really not in the mood for homework at the moment.

Cheese burger cupcakes

Today I made cheeseburger cupcakes. First I made vanilla cupcakes and brownies, then I cut the cupcakes in half and cut the brownies in circular shapes. I then put a brownie on a half a cupcake, along with red frosting, yellow frosting, and coconut flakes colored green with food coloring. I then put the other half of the cupcake on top, with white sprinkles on top. I also put a weird reddish toothpick on the top, so it looked like a cheeseburger! I got the recipe from nerdy nummies.

My Dream Pizza

My dream pizza would be a white pizza, with lots and lots of mozzarella. It would have that really thin crust, so that it is uber crunchy like a cracker. It would have mushrooms and onions on it, but not too much, so that there is still that yummy crackery crust. I would put tons of cheese on it, and it would be delicious.

What’s your dream pizza?

Words That Do Exist and Should Not Exist

Funner and funnest: it is not any harder to just say more fun or most fun, and they defy the rules of grammar, so they should not exist.

Blamestorming: this means people who just keep on blaming people, there are already words for this, and seriously, blamestorming?

Threequel: this is the third book or movie in a series.

Lookism: like racism or sexism, but based on someone’s appearance and looks, which is basically the same thing as racism and other isms.

Meatspace: physical space, as oppose to virtual space.

Humblebrag: being humble about bragging.

Auto correct didn’t underline any of these words.

Jinjr

Hy im jinjr tha dug n im vari smert n gud et spileng

I lik fud, n sleeeeep, n playfulll pepol.

Mi poam es dis,

Dug es a dug

Burk gos a dug,

Fud gos a dug,

Me es da dug!!!!!

Translation: Ginger

Hi I’m Ginger the dog and I’m very smart and good at spelling.

I like food, and sleep, and playful people.

My poem is this,

Dog is a dog,

Bark goes a dog,

Food goes a dog,

Me is the dog!

Writers Block

            Don’t you hate it when you have nothing at all to write about, because your life is really boring at the moment? I believe it is called writers block. It is like a disease, where you cannot control what happens to it, and it has no known cure. I find it helpful to look out the window at times like this, then ideas and memories pop into my mind, but at the moment it is dark, and there is nothing to be inspired by. Except for everything. The less common type of writers block is where you have too many ideas so you can’t really make anything with them, because they are each so small. If only there was a way to combine them. My ideas are:

·         The dog

·         Speakers

·         Food

·         Water

·         Darkness

·         Shutters

·         Smashing computers vs. smashing windows

·         Rocks

·         Mythology

·         What am I even writing about?

That is the worst kind of writers block.

Favorites

   My favorite food is bread, dessert, and watermelon.

   My favorite color is yellow and rainbow.

   My favorite word is syzygy (the alignment of three or more celestial objects).

   My favorite pair of socks that I own are my super tall black, gray green, and purple striped socks.

   My favorite book is The Book Thief.

   My favorite movie is Ferris Buellers Day Off.

   My favorite candy is a Twix.

   My favorite sports are golf and dance.

What are your favorites???????